8/19/10 - Zaine Auster

Everyone loves a little private time with their special someone and doing that little special something that they love to do from time to time on SL. Today, my wife and I decided to pass by a spot that we haven't really had the chance to go to often called The Watching Place. (Stump, Mature) It's a nice place with lots of sexy little places, and hey, today I even ran into an old friend who I haven't seen in awhile (though he will remain nameless because I don't want him to hate me for it).

The first thing that comes to mind is, "Oh yeah, they're gonna rock the casbah." Well, yeah, with a name like "The Watching Place" it sounds like it was intended for people to kinda perv in to people's Second Life sex acts.

Some people like to watch. Other people like to ruin other people's fun.

Enter: Zaine Auster

Excuse the nipple shot in the corner for any young eyes that may have stumbled upon the blog. (But in all honesty, most people wouldn't get what it is if I didn't point it out. ;P)

The guy comes from out of nowhere and tells my wife:

[22:08] Zaine Auster: too bad your partner there

[22:08] Zaine Auster: i wish i had time with you

Being the loving, loyal wife she is, she passed the message on to me. And, as things usually go, I get free reign to tell the guy off, like I've done a couple times before when random old guys had the balls and the indecency to pursue a woman with a partner.

For those of you who don't want to zoom in, here is the text of the conversation:

[2010/08/19 22:10] Yuurei Serrari: Too bad she's loyal. You're free to jerk off to someone else's pixels now.

[2010/08/19 22:10] Zaine Auster: and i hope she passed chat

[2010/08/19 22:11] Zaine Auster: i love to get creeps liek you out of game

[2010/08/19 22:11] Yuurei Serrari: Lol.

[2010/08/19 22:11] Zaine Auster: get a home

[2010/08/19 22:11] Yuurei Serrari: Pathetic.

[2010/08/19 22:11] Zaine Auster: you are

[2010/08/19 22:11] Zaine Auster: you im me

[2010/08/19 22:11] Zaine Auster: wanna dance ?

[2010/08/19 22:11] Yuurei Serrari: Low class and waiting to get someone "out of game" for your own amusement.

[2010/08/19 22:11] Zaine Auster: i will make your lixels look liek my arse

[2010/08/19 22:11] Yuurei Serrari: Rofl

[2010/08/19 22:11] Yuurei Serrari: Child.

[2010/08/19 22:12] Yuurei Serrari: Please consider who you are talking to and be more polite later on.

[2010/08/19 22:12] Yuurei Serrari: You have no respect and no class.

[2010/08/19 22:12] Zaine Auster: no actually i think im gonna report you for being a minor

[2010/08/19 22:12] Yuurei Serrari: Okay, sure. Report a paying customer for being a "minor". Rofl.

[2010/08/19 22:12] Yuurei Serrari: Let's see how far that gets you when they have my information.

[2010/08/19 22:12] Zaine Auster: NP

[2010/08/19 22:12] Yuurei Serrari: You have nothing.

[2010/08/19 22:12] Yuurei Serrari: You are nothing.

[2010/08/19 22:13] Yuurei Serrari: Please grief someone else now.

[2010/08/19 22:13] Yuurei Serrari: Goodbye.

[2010/08/19 22:13] Yuurei Serrari: TROLOLOLOL

[2010/08/19 22:13] Zaine Auster: so i guess you have 1 min or i will

[2010/08/19 22:13] Yuurei Serrari: Go ahead.

[2010/08/19 22:13] Yuurei Serrari: TROLOLOLOL

[2010/08/19 22:14] Yuurei Serrari: Making empty threats with no evidence. You truly are one of low class.

Okay, so I'll admit I played two bad cards here:

1. I fed the troll while I was gettin' jiggy so my libido turned into rage-bido for some time.
2. I played the "royal asshole" card when I wasn't in the mindset for it.

Obvious things aside, let's see where this failure griefer goes awry:

Below is the Linden Lab Official wiki post regarding "How to report an underage Resident in Second Life.

Link: http://wiki.secondlife.com/wiki/Linden_Lab_Official:How_to_report_an_underage_Resident_in_Second_Life

People reading through from the beginning won't take long before they find this line:

"First, make sure they've actually admitted their underage status within Second Life, in other words, their own chat."

Can you guys see where this is going?

Speaking from trolling experience when I was in middle school, way back in my Catholic school days, hm... I'd have to say (and I'm really going out of my way to give the benefit of the doubt on this) for an adult on the main grid, he did a poor job of following through. No witty remarks, no strong finish at the end, nothing. Most internet e-thugs would find it rather boring and will maybe want to pull a Simon Cowell on him. Who knows?

There's not much else to say about it, but that's a typical griefer. Once I've had my fun with them, I mute them. I bothered to report the guy for threatening ban and griefing both my wife and I, but hey, I know that I'm not at risk for any such suspension. After all, like I said, he's got nothing. :)

note: My time is SL time, as you can probably tell from the picture.